Ok so, I was on an important phone call and missed the first few minutes of the finale. Sorry! What I could make out though was that Renee is writing a sex book. Alicia is going to divorce Eddie. Drita and Big Ang gave Natalie a talking to about leaving Renee the hell alone! And Drita really, really wants Gizelle to be a model.
I got off the phone while Renee was having her sex book party. Drita was on guard, making sure that Natalie doesn’t get out of line. Renee gets on stage and reads an excerpt from her book. The ish is mad dirty and AJ is grossed the f out. Natalie says that she has a surprise for Renee that is going to “dead” all of their issues. Drita is ready to f Natalie up as soon as Renee gives her the command. Natalie has no idea that whatever she is about to do will most definitely dead the issues, because Drita is going to kill her.
All of a sudden, Natalie is introduced and appears on stage. Renee says what we are all thinking, which is that this is not going to go over well. Apparently, Natalie has created a song called “Delicious” and she is going to sing it. Right now. On stage. At Renee’s party. In a British accent? Drita sums up the performance best when she says, “An English accent and twerking. I don’t know what the fuck is going on.”
Surprisingly, Renee laughs it off. Natalie says that she was just trying to turn something bad into something fun! Everyone laughs! There is no drama and Natalie has no idea how close she came to dying!
Alicia and her brother prepare for her sentencing tomorrow. If she were to go to prison tomorrow, her mom would move in to take care of the kids, and her bro would stop by every day to check on them. She said that Eddie had offered to take on her fines, her sentencing, etc. Well, he should! It’s his fault she is in this mess! I guess the courts won’t go for that, though. Alicia said that she would never forgive herself or Eddie if she goes to prison and her kids have no mom or dad. I can see why she is divorcing him. How do you recover from something like this as a couple?? Trust has been broken on so many levels.
Big Ang decides to cancel her baby plans because her family is growing rapidly. In addition to Neil, his kids, her kids, four dogs and a cat, they are about to have a bunch of grandkids as well. Big Ang thinks that all the new grandkids will curb their baby appetite, and I think she is right. She tells Neil and he seems to be okay with it.
Natalie tells London that she is staying in Philly because she is a Philly girl. Her whole life is there. She has her kid, her family and her family’s business. Why can’t London move to Philly? All he has in NYC is that hideous acid wash jean jacket he’s always wearing. The more he wears that thing, and the more he hesitates on this hot piece of ass who is pretty much the best thing that has ever happened to him, the more I think that Natalie should move on. London is kind of immature. She needs a man. A man with a career. A man who is involved in her kid’s life. A man who wants to wholeheartedly commit to her. She basically tells London this and he says that she is rushing things. Like most women in their late 20s, early 30s, Natalie is like, look, I’m 31, ain’t nobody got time for that! She wants to get married, have another baby, and settle down. And there is nothing wrong with that.
It was so sweet to see Drita and her girls baking for Christmas. Drita talked about how great it was going to be this year because it is the first time in 11 years that Lee will be home with them for the holidays. Christmas was so hard for them when he was locked up. I can only imagine. I’m so happy for Drita. She deserves all the happiness in the world.
On the morning of Alicia’s sentencing, she gets her kids ready for school like any other day and it really makes you appreciate the simple things in life. She says that she doesn’t know how she go to this place in her life and that it has made her a different person. She is less trusting and more guarded.
Renee’s friend Nikki calls her with some shocking news but takes forever to get it out. I was literally yelling at my TV, like, SPILL IT, WOMAN! Turns out that Junior, despite being in prison, knows that Renee went to see a lawyer about getting a restraining order against him. Apparently, he is not happy about it. And oh yea, he is getting released tomorrow!
Alicia goes to the courthouse with her family. The other girls are waiting by their phones for the news. Natalie went to the courthouse and waited outside for her, because she is a ride or die type of friend. Basically, the judge postponed the sentencing, so Alicia is back in limbo again. The bad news is that she could get up to five years in prison, along with a million bucks in fines! Poor Alicia.
What’d you guys think of the season finale? Are you worried for Alicia? How about Renee? Are you happy for Drita? Do you think Natalie should break up with London? Don’t you think Big Ang will make an awesome grandma?!